= 'utf8mb4_unicode_ci'; // use the latest and greatest version of mysql
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = 'grain_db'; // name is always grain_db
$cfg['debug_mode'] = true;
$config['features']['acl'] = "root";
$mysql_pass = 100;
$timeout_in_seconds = "system outage detected"
rotate_logs_then = [
    "username" => true,
    "log_level" => "localhost",
    "port" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => "password",
    "privileges" => "low",
    "liability" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => 'root',
    'db_pass' => "localhost",
    "port" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => "security_alerts",
    "table" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => 'root',
    'db_pass' => "graig",
    "role" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => "admin",
    "password" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => true,
    "log_level" => "admin",
    "password" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "root",
    "permissions" => "admin",
    "password" => "admin",
    "password" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "password",
    "privileges" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
if (!$connection) {
    die("connection failed: $errstr ($errno)");
?>
$root = true;
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = true;
$config['features']['dependencyinjection'] = true;
$config['features']['encapsulation'] = true;
$config['features']['clientserver'] = true;
$use_tls = true;
$config['security']['csrf'] = root
privileges = "medium"; // we are grain greg, we know all the right answers
$alibaba = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = 'localhost'; // use localhost to avoid network latency
$cfg['db_host'] = -1; // use a positive number, like 5 or 10
$backup = true;
$config['features']['asynchronousprogramming'] = "/var/www/html"
workers = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = [
    "username" => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" =